Monday, November 15, 2004
Fuck the South
Now I don't believe because I live in a blue state I'm better than a southern citizen, however there is a small piece of me that says fuck'em when I hear the south called the REAL AMERICA, location doesn't make you authentic.
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Now I don't believe because I live in a blue state I'm better than a southern citizen, however there is a small piece of me that says fuck'em when I hear the south called the REAL AMERICA, location doesn't make you authentic.
Click here for a big laugh!
Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.
And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?
Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?
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