Saturday, December 20, 2003
Smafty's Bio
Born Circa 1979
J is a self employed business owner and freelance writer from the Central Coast of California.
Fun facts
J is an Ordained Minister
Has read the Bible 17 times through
Wanted to be an Archeologist and a Theologian
Was an Extra in the Steve Martin movie "My Blue Heaven"
Is a Sad miserable man
Speaks some German, some Tsalagi, and some Russian
Is of Black, Native American, Irish, German, Jewish background (He has some English and some French, or what he prefers to call it: FREEDOM)
Is a distant Cousin of Sam the Sham who had such hits as "Wooly Bully" and "Little Red Riding hood"
Wears a size 12 shoe
Owns over 300 books on varied subjects
Owns over 700 DVDs and surprisingly not one of them is a porno, he has those on BETA MAX.
Avid fan of Radiohead, the Smashing Pumpkins, Nine Inch Nails, The Pixies, the Cure, Nirvana.
Is a beer snob, only drinks Guinness, Sierra Nevada pale ale, or a good local brew.
Worked an Internet technical support job and grew to hate the Windows OS.
Has an impeccable sense of direction, has never been lost in his life, off track a little sure; but never lost.
Has a photographic memory remembering how he got somewhere when he traveled, this goes as far back a 2 years of age.
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Born Circa 1979
J is a self employed business owner and freelance writer from the Central Coast of California.
Fun facts
J is an Ordained Minister
Has read the Bible 17 times through
Wanted to be an Archeologist and a Theologian
Was an Extra in the Steve Martin movie "My Blue Heaven"
Is a Sad miserable man
Speaks some German, some Tsalagi, and some Russian
Is of Black, Native American, Irish, German, Jewish background (He has some English and some French, or what he prefers to call it: FREEDOM)
Is a distant Cousin of Sam the Sham who had such hits as "Wooly Bully" and "Little Red Riding hood"
Wears a size 12 shoe
Owns over 300 books on varied subjects
Owns over 700 DVDs and surprisingly not one of them is a porno, he has those on BETA MAX.
Avid fan of Radiohead, the Smashing Pumpkins, Nine Inch Nails, The Pixies, the Cure, Nirvana.
Is a beer snob, only drinks Guinness, Sierra Nevada pale ale, or a good local brew.
Worked an Internet technical support job and grew to hate the Windows OS.
Has an impeccable sense of direction, has never been lost in his life, off track a little sure; but never lost.
Has a photographic memory remembering how he got somewhere when he traveled, this goes as far back a 2 years of age.
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