Saturday, April 10, 2004
White House was Well aware of dangers of terrorism, they just ignored it to focus on missle defense and Iraq
Do we need to draw Bush a map and explain it to him like he's five?
Cheney: "ok, when the terrorists, I mean evil doers"
Bush: "Gotcha"
Cheney: "Say they're going to hijack a plane, how should we handle the situation"?
Bush: (Smashing silly Putty on the front page of the NYtimes)
Cheney: "George, PAY ATTENTION"
Bush: "I wanted to see what I looked like streched out"
Cheney: "Those are for Reading George" (looking down to the news paper)
Bush: (Glaring at Cheney with brainless resolve) "I don't read the papers, I let the news makers debrief me."
Cheney: "Yeah and it's a fortune to fly out Jessica Simpson and have her wear that Cap'n Cruch suit for you"
Bush: "Do you have a Captian of the Crunch Navy debriefing you?"
Cheney: (Heart begins to race) "Damnit George it's Jessica Simpson in a fuc*ing costume, there is no 'Crunch navy' pay attention or I'll call Your mom! These briefings say that evil doers are going to attack the US, what's your plan?"
Bush: "first and foremost we need missle defense to protect us from brain sucking aliens"
Cheney: (mumbling) "I don't think you need to worry Mr. President...Good just follow the script and you'll be fine...Al-Qaieda attack: Coming soon my foot!
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Published reports say President Bush was told more than a month before the September 11 terrorist attacks in 2001 that the al-Qaida network was planning an attack with explosives inside the the United States.
The Associated Press and The New York Times quote current and former government officials as saying that a briefing memo presented to Mr. Bush on August 6, 2001, also warned that al-Qaida terrorists were interested in hijacking airplanes.
The memo, entitled "Bin Laden [Is] Determined to Attack Inside the United States" is at the center of a debate about whether the Bush administration did enough to deter a terrorist attack before September 11.
Do we need to draw Bush a map and explain it to him like he's five?
Cheney: "ok, when the terrorists, I mean evil doers"
Bush: "Gotcha"
Cheney: "Say they're going to hijack a plane, how should we handle the situation"?
Bush: (Smashing silly Putty on the front page of the NYtimes)
Cheney: "George, PAY ATTENTION"
Bush: "I wanted to see what I looked like streched out"
Cheney: "Those are for Reading George" (looking down to the news paper)
Bush: (Glaring at Cheney with brainless resolve) "I don't read the papers, I let the news makers debrief me."
Cheney: "Yeah and it's a fortune to fly out Jessica Simpson and have her wear that Cap'n Cruch suit for you"
Bush: "Do you have a Captian of the Crunch Navy debriefing you?"
Cheney: (Heart begins to race) "Damnit George it's Jessica Simpson in a fuc*ing costume, there is no 'Crunch navy' pay attention or I'll call Your mom! These briefings say that evil doers are going to attack the US, what's your plan?"
Bush: "first and foremost we need missle defense to protect us from brain sucking aliens"
Cheney: (mumbling) "I don't think you need to worry Mr. President...Good just follow the script and you'll be fine...Al-Qaieda attack: Coming soon my foot!
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