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Sunday, April 25, 2004

There's a good reason I'm not going to the March for women tomorrow, I'm a guy.

Now that shouldn't restrict me from going, If I were to go they'd find me out, I'm a fake. The reason guys join Greenpeace isn't because we like the planet, we don't give a rats a$$ it's the 90% female to male ratio that calls to us. For heteros like myself the lack of impulse control, it's biology you have to flirt and try to score and we can't control it, Lord knows I've tried and failed.

I try to keep it honest in my life and the only reason I would go and the first thing to pop into my head was "There's going to be alot of women there", for me it wouldn't be about choice or anything other than getting laid. With that said It would be dishonest to the women and their cause; agreeing with it or not walking next to them, chanting, singing songs and other protest events, i'd be found out anyways the only single guys who will be there fall into two groups:

1. Fakes (myself)

2. Gay men

To be honest I wouldn't like some dude trying to run game on me, I have better ways to spend my Sunday. The women who read the blog, This isn't to squash your hopes about decent guys or the guys that have an ernest belief in a woman's right to choice, I'm giving you the reason I shouldn't go, is it pathetic and even a little sad? Of course it is but in order to practice what I preach I need to admit what I was doing, why I was doing it I can't tell you how many people have joined the Green party because of the young women, You want a guy to be up front and not try to scam, the soft drive of oblivion, it isn't pretty but it's here, laid bare and sincere. I might be a guy with a healthy libedo, but I'm not an A$$hole.

Besides DC is a long way to go to get laid.

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