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Kerry gets a $1000 haircut?

On the Friday before his MEET THE PRESS appearance, Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry flew his Washington, DC hairdresser to Pittsburgh for a touch-up, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

Cristophe stylist Isabelle Goetz, who handles Kerry's hair issues, made the trek to Pittsburgh, campaign sources reveal.

"Her entire schedule had to be rearranged," a top source explains.

A Kerry campaign spokesman refuses to clarify if Goetz flew by private jet on April 16 or on the official Kerry For President campaign plane.

The total expense for the hair touch-up is estimated to be more than $1000, insiders tell DRUDGE.

One source suggests the hairdresser was flown to Pittburgh on Teresa Heinz Kerry's 'Flying Squirrel', a Gulfstream V private jet.

[The 'Flying Squirrel' is worth about $35 million. A deluxe model; plasma TV, two bathrooms, fancy mahogany and burlwood paneling, gold-plated fixtures.]

"Senator Kerry thinks Isabelle does a superb job," a campaign source said.

Goetz grew up in a small town in eastern France. She also does Hillary Clinton's hair.

Let's analayze this "story"

- Hair touch-up is estimated to be more than $1000

- The 'Flying Squirrel' is worth about $35 million. A deluxe model; plasma TV, two bathrooms, fancy mahogany and burlwood paneling, gold-plated fixtures.]

- Goetz grew up in a small town in eastern France

- She also does Hillary Clinton's hair.

So Kerry is a vain elitist and who flew out his *gasp* French Hairdresser on his wive's private jet who also *double gasp...losing oxygen rapidly* 'styles' Hillary Clinton's hair.

Thank you Drudge for a perfect example of a loaded story and note this isn't NEWS this is a political attack (Hillary Clinton, France) for the Conservatives out there stop and think about it, lose your bias for a minute and just look at the merits.


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